Posted on Wednesday 31 January 2007 on 5:46 pm
I get this funny story from forwarded email. It is not standard english whereas it is english that mixed with some dialect like hokkien, cantonese, etc. I feel like to share this funny story with you guys, do enjoy. Here it goes:
Ahbeng & Ahock are neighbours and one day Ahock’s chicken laid an egg on Ahbengs front door, Ahock saw this and when Ahbeng try to take that egg Ahock called out to him :
Ahock : oi! thats my egg!
Ahbeng : Nabeh! what your egg? Its in front of my door so its mine.
Ahock : Farkiu la! The chicken is mine and of coz its eggs is also mine! now gimme back my egg!
Ahbeng : No way! This egg is on my property, so its mine!
This time Ahock behsong ledi … he fast fast come out with a plan …
Ahock : Ok fine! lets settle this like a man!
Ahbeng : Come la! sked u got bulu ka? How to settle?
Ahock : In the ancient time, if got dispute over eggs they will have a contest and who win will be the rightful owner of the eggs.
Ahbeng : What competition?
Ahock : Since we are arguing about egg, lets do it this way …. we will kick each others balls once and who takes longer time to get up consider lost! how? u dare to try anot?
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Ahock : ok I kick you first.
Ahbeng then take his stand and get ready to be kicked in the balls. Ahock takes his aim and kicked Ahbeng in the balls as hard as he could!
Ahbeng fell to the ground holding his nuts screaming like a sissy, this goes on for about 15 minutes before Ahbeng could gather enuff strength to stand up. Then Ahbeng Says to Ahock :
Ahbeng : Ok u get ready … now my turn!
Ahock : KAKAKAKAKA!!! Sohai ar lu? I m not gonna let u kick me in the balls la! U keep the farking egg la! I lose la! KAKAKAKAKA!!!
